NSFW. 18+. Male. Heterosexual. 30. Married. Father. Brother. Eccentric. Identical twin. I collect Zombie movies and refrigerator magnets. I love Chinese and Mexican food. I live off of a diet of beef jerky, sour gummy worms, and Coca-Cola/Chocolate Milk. Straight-Edge. I have served my country and my commonwealth. I eat my cereal out of a cup. I spend most of my time at Comic Shops, Tattoo Parlors, Gun Stores, Flea Markets, Yard Sales, and at the movies. I try my best to stay on the straight and narrow path, but sometimes stray left of living right. Adherent of the Social Gospel.